Born from the union of his rapey Orc Mother and an ill-fated Human
male captive, he was soon abandoned in the wilds and found by two
whimsical Gnomes Bards. Having recently lost their own Son in an
unfortunate molasses incident, these two decided to raise him as their
own, both as a Bard and a Gnome. As a full adult, he believes strongly
that he is indeed a Gnome and gets a little sensitive/ragey when
others point out that he might not be. He likes to sing about his
Gnome ancestors and the adventures they went on. Boris is idiot.